Just a cage of rib bones and other various parts.
So it’s fairly simple to cut right through the mess.
And to stop the muscle that makes us confess.
We are so fragile,
And our cracking bones make noise,
And we are just,
Breakable, breakable, breakable, girls and boys.” —“Breakable”, Ingrid Michaelson
Unknown Iranian blogger
this is history and we are missing it.
i think there should be a waiting period of AT LEAST a week before someone’s death becomes fodder for ‘witty’ facebook statuses.
or maybe i should be friends with fewer assholes. w/e, guys.
i got a cell phone forward with a horrible “joke”. seriously considering not talking to the kid ever.
“Hey, baby! Are you into necrophilia?” - Cedric Diggory
“How about you and me make some dirty pictures?” - Colin Creevey
“Ferrets die if they don’t mate. So, technically, you’d be saving a life.” - Draco Malfoy
“Help me write another chapter in my naughty diary?” - Ginny Weasley
“I’m a half giant, but I can be a full giant if the mood’s right.” - Rubeus Hagrid
“Want to see what else I’ve got shaped like a lightning bolt?” - Harry Potter
“I read the whole Kamasutra, now I want to put theory to practice. Want to volunteer?” - Hermione Granger
“I can be a real wild cat when I want to.” - Professor McGonagall
“Want to find out why they call me ‘Moaning’?” - Moaning Myrtle
“Want to role-play? You’ll be the Little Red Riding Hood.” - Remus Lupin
“I have experience with having slick things in my mouth.” - Ron Weasley
“I’m You-Know-Who. Want to go You-Know-Where and do You-Know-What?” - Lord Voldemort
so many things wrong with this. haha