(215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
(1-215): 6 min
candace and i just played this super-great superman game for N64. when we got it, the guy at gamers gave us a heads-up that it has been rated “worst game ever” by several different magazines and other sources. we saw it more as a challenge to like the game than to not buy the game. and it’s great, really, but when we looked it up to see what the fuck is going on via google, basically we saw that nobody knows what the fuck is going on. here was the most helpful website. here are some quotes from it:
“Also your in Strange Floating Wheelchairs”
“The lack of art in this game is believed to have stemmed from an extremely lazy art department at Titus Software, the game’s developer.”
i really don’t wanna go to my one and only class today.
i was in a super bad mood when i wrote candace’s acrostic poem. so i’m doing a new one.
Artist with her can’t-breath-bending-over-frontwards
Nonstop dizzying laugh attacks.
Don’t draw “taking a bath”
For fear of her intoxicating
Damn good time.
Current Location: omaha
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde, at the moment
Height: 5’ 8?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german, swedish, danish
The Shoes You Wore Today: grey ankle boots
Your Weakness: talking in front of people, keeping track of my cell phone
Your Fears: moths
Your Perfect Pizza: garlic chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: decide on a major. get a job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck.
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
McDonalds or Burger King: runza
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: on occasion
Do you Swear: when i’m impassioned.
Do you Sing: poorly, yes.
Do you Shower Daily: i try to.
Have you Been in Love: not really.
Do you want to go to College: i do that already
Do you get Motion Sickness: if i’m hungover. (i’m classy)
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not anymore.
Ever been Beaten up: yes
How do you want to Die: i just don’t want it to hurt.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: good question.
What country would you most like to Visit: probably germany
but i cant help it. i haven’t eaten for 24 hours.
gardetto’s were such a noisy choice.
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”