April 2012
i don’t know if i’m a compulsive hoarder or just really lazy.
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bf: have i ever told you how beautiful you look in the morning?
me: .....
bf: .....
me: are you fucking around with me right now?
bf: what? no! i'm trying to be cute.
me: you're so fucking lame.
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when i was in fourth grade i had a fubu jersey i wore all the time that i got from a discount t-shirt store.
there’s this girl in the library who i’m pretty sure is in high school and she is telling the worst stories i have ever heard in my entire life. she threatened to stab her teacher with a pair of scissors because the teacher tried to take her cell phone for texting in class, among other things.
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school friends- now, now
she won’t go to...
my brother just tried to steal my teddy bear that i’ve had ever since i was a baby. i’m 22. he’s 25. i still threw a fit and he still held it over my head and taunted me.
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i want to get a black hole tattooed inside my bellybutton.
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at last- etta james
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m: where do you want to go to dinner tonight?
d: uuum. food.
m: not a real place.
d: uuum. tulips.
m: what?
d: there's tulips in that yard over there. yum.
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Anonymous asked: one day i left a, haiku for you in this ask, draw me a monster?
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why is there nowhere to sleep at this school
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kiss me like you mean it- the magnetic fields
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i’ve been in a shitty mood for three days now and i don’t know why.
on the plus side i’m not emotionally constipated.
