June 2012
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“i wanna watch something cool, like that’s so raven!”
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last night i hung out with the bartender. he wasn’t working.
holy motherfucking hangover.
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i caught a fly in midair a few minutes ago, walked to the door, and let it free outside.
i’m still surprised.
i just learned my spell check accepts “lawyering” as a word.
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on my way home tonight there was lightening and all i kept thinking was “better let the dogs out before it storms”. i let them out as soon as i walked in the door. they do their thing but neither of them shit and start pawing at the door. i let them in and give them food. they eat. “thank god,” i think to myself, “i let them out and everything is golden”.
it...
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there’s this bar in town where last night an acquaintance titty-twisted me and the time before that a girl who bullied me in grade school came up to me and apologized.
i don’t think i’m going to go there anymore.
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druggy cock dragons
druggy cock dragons
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i watched three seasons of one show over the last 2 days and took a lot of naps.
but i mean, i showered today, so that’s something.
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haiku 4 u
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fun
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got not-broken up with by my not-boyfriend. he tried to do it over words with friends.